tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59290102366274579372012-02-17T03:04:59.907+02:00nimas lanuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07020120117463232691noreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929010236627457937.post-87310253815870142792009-10-01T20:05:00.008+02:002009-10-02T23:09:31.986+02:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zDYkoBX3WjQ/SsT1FgoZ63I/AAAAAAAAABE/i6O2Jne3P8E/s1600-h/rebbe.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387700529249512306" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 225px; height: 320px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zDYkoBX3WjQ/SsT1FgoZ63I/AAAAAAAAABE/i6O2Jne3P8E/s320/rebbe.jpg" border="0" /></a> <a class="l" onmousedown="return clk('http://www.chabad.info/chabadpedia/index.php?title=%D7%99%D7%97%D7%99_%D7%90%D7%93%D7%95%D7%A0%D7%A0%D7%95_%D7%9E%D7%95%D7%A8%D7%A0%D7%95_%D7%95%D7%A8%D7%91%D7%99%D7%A0%D7%95_%D7%9E%D7%9C%D7%9A_%D7%94%D7%9E%D7%A9%D7%99%D7%97_%D7%9C%D7%A2%D7%95%D7%9C%D7%9D_%D7%95%D7%A2%D7%93','','','res','1','')" dir="rtl" href="http://www.chabad.info/chabadpedia/index.php?title=%D7%99%D7%97%D7%99_%D7%90%D7%93%D7%95%D7%A0%D7%A0%D7%95_%D7%9E%D7%95%D7%A8%D7%A0%D7%95_%D7%95%D7%A8%D7%91%D7%99%D7%A0%D7%95_%D7%9E%D7%9C%D7%9A_%D7%94%D7%9E%D7%A9%D7%99%D7%97_%D7%9C%D7%A2%D7%95%D7%9C%D7%9D_%D7%95%D7%A2%D7%93">יחי אדוננו מורנו ורבינו מלך המשיח לעולם ועד </a><div><br /><p>אנו מאוד שמחים לבשר לכם שהמשיח כבר נמצא ביננו.</p><br /><p>We are very happy to announce that the Messiah is already among us. </p><br /><p>שמו: רב מנחם "מרלי" מנדל</p><br /><p>Name: Rabbi Menachem "Marley" Mendel</p><br /><p></p><br /><p></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5929010236627457937-8731025381587014279?l=nimaslanu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marcelo Treistmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05009876684782752669noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929010236627457937.post-11717708058151652472009-05-23T18:44:00.006+03:002009-05-23T18:53:33.376+03:00<a href="http://www.ynet.co.il/english/articles/0,7340,L-3718581,00.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">High Court orders state to fund non-Orthodox conversions</span></a><div><br /></div><div>Where is my Judaism flying to?</div><a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/7V-1qDangaJFQIDEN6Btxg?authkey=Gv1sRgCKDK2Yrf2sLmYA&amp;feat=embedwebsite"><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/Shga9CaYUMI/AAAAAAAAG0A/ugHpCgpxwOE/s800/giur%20reformi2%20600px.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5929010236627457937-1171770805815165247?l=nimaslanu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yair Mauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855407466155818030noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929010236627457937.post-8489437667176110922009-05-19T21:26:00.001+03:002009-05-19T21:33:19.976+03:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://www.ynet.co.il/english/articles/0,7340,L-3707160,00.html">Rabbi Ovadia: Smoking students should be slapped </a></span><br /><br />Warning - Rabbi Ovadia announces: The student smokes? Give him a slap!<br /><a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/6AYDfSGZ2_UqUDx7IomkJQ?authkey=Gv1sRgCKDK2Yrf2sLmYA&amp;feat=embedwebsite"><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/ShL69hxZIkI/AAAAAAAAGz0/0dBe8tTB-gc/s800/azhara-ovadia.jpg" /></a><br /><br />Warning - Smoking can cause a sudden shock<br /><a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/1rLTFxdrVJ0J0LUaJ9a-Iw?authkey=Gv1sRgCKDK2Yrf2sLmYA&amp;feat=embedwebsite"><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/ShL69mBJPqI/AAAAAAAAGz4/0Kmf7s3lSDw/s800/azhara-zaazua.jpg" /></a><br /><br />Warning - Smoking can cause a red cheek<br /><a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/h_Wz9Ih5CiT2a15XIwbK4w?authkey=Gv1sRgCKDK2Yrf2sLmYA&amp;feat=embedwebsite"><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/ShL69lxzRhI/AAAAAAAAGz8/wq99aPIIe7U/s800/azhara-lechi.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5929010236627457937-848943766717611092?l=nimaslanu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yair Mauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855407466155818030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929010236627457937.post-35137335997657967742009-05-17T19:42:00.017+03:002009-05-17T20:52:50.703+03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 26, 139); font-weight: bold; text-decoration: underline;font-size:32px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><a href="http://www.ynet.co.il/articles/0,7340,L-3705849,00.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">החרדים הפגינו נגד אגד בי-ם: רוצים קווי מהדרין</span></a></span></span><br /></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 26, 139); font-weight: bold; text-decoration: underline;font-size:32px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:Arial;"><a href="http://www.ynet.co.il/english/articles/0,7340,L-3705901,00.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Orthodox rally in favor of segregated buses</span></span></a></span><br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="">צוות "נמאס לנו" גילה שההפרדה בין גברים לנשים הוא רק שלב ראשון של תוכנית גדולה יותר. אנו מציגים למטה חומר בלעדי עם השלב הסופי של תהליך ההפרדה.</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="">Nimas Lanu staff discovered that separation between men and women is just the first step of a bigger program. We present below exclusive material with the last step of the segregation process.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "> </span><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); "><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></span><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238);"><br /><a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/57d-BRiUaZx__q1F842RjQ?authkey=Gv1sRgCKDK2Yrf2sLmYA&feat=embedwebsite"><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/ShBEchSvptI/AAAAAAAAGyM/2Wl5RFkM1aI/s800/onibus%20inteiro%20600px.jpg" /></a><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">1</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""> - משלם מסים חילוני - s</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="">ecular taxpayer</span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/ShBE27tQabI/AAAAAAAAGyU/rGs-ks4TRnM/s1600-h/one.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/ShBE27tQabI/AAAAAAAAGyU/rGs-ks4TRnM/s400/one.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336841268965173682" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 349px; height: 260px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: right;">2 - הומואים - homossexuals</div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/ShBFXtDVJrI/AAAAAAAAGyc/e_0caPxiDKY/s1600-h/two.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/ShBFXtDVJrI/AAAAAAAAGyc/e_0caPxiDKY/s400/two.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336841831966910130" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 338px; height: 154px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: right;">3 - אזור הגברים - men's sector</div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/ShBFsZTCUcI/AAAAAAAAGyk/UDP7n8_3AeA/s1600-h/three.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/ShBFsZTCUcI/AAAAAAAAGyk/UDP7n8_3AeA/s400/three.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336842187441328578" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 331px; height: 220px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: right;">4 - אזור נשים וילדים - women and children's sector</div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/ShBGBmEkxDI/AAAAAAAAGys/vHGrhXG9DKY/s1600-h/four.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/ShBGBmEkxDI/AAAAAAAAGys/vHGrhXG9DKY/s400/four.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336842551647585330" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 326px; height: 204px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: right;">5 - כלוב עבור עברייני הצניעות - cage for modesty criminals</div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/ShBGuTQJuKI/AAAAAAAAGy0/WR09mfXEgEc/s1600-h/five.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/ShBGuTQJuKI/AAAAAAAAGy0/WR09mfXEgEc/s400/five.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336843319689984162" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 263px; height: 171px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: right;">שם החברה: נגד. סיסמה: נגד כל הערכים של החברה המודרנית</div><div style="text-align: right;">Company name: Neged (Against). Slogan: Against all the values of the modern society</div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/ShBKEabRsaI/AAAAAAAAGy8/YIL6EVX9W9I/s1600-h/six.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/ShBKEabRsaI/AAAAAAAAGy8/YIL6EVX9W9I/s400/six.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336846998107697570" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 81px; height: 70px; " /></a>ראה עוד - See more</div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uI-BSl8N1k8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uI-BSl8N1k8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5929010236627457937-3513733599765796774?l=nimaslanu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yair Mauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855407466155818030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929010236627457937.post-64874199203822241002009-05-09T14:54:00.023+03:002009-05-17T14:02:30.659+03:00<a href="http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3711129,00.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">Shas' female workers forced to wear full head covering</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><br /></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">איזה כיסוי ראש יהיה הלהיט של השנה? עזרו לרבני ש"ס לבחור לנשותיהם ממגוון סגנונות וחומרים:</span><div>:Which head covering will be this year's hit? Help Shas rabbis to choose for their wives form a variety of styles and materials <br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/eBqm4FT68E4ZNMeAGLEgAw?authkey=Gv1sRgCKDK2Yrf2sLmYA&amp;feat=embedwebsite"><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/SgcZTEk66eI/AAAAAAAAGxc/g4n6ugujaqM/s800/kisui-rosh600px.jpg" /></a><br /></div><div><ol><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">ברזל ונוצות - Iron and feathers<br /></span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">כותנה לבנה - White cotton</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">כותנה שחורה - Black cotton</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">פלסטיק מבריק - Shiny plastic</span></li></ol></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5929010236627457937-6487419920382224100?l=nimaslanu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yair Mauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855407466155818030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929010236627457937.post-14393352606345330372009-05-05T22:21:00.042+03:002009-05-17T13:59:54.378+03:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">עיתונים חרדיים לא אהבו שלנתניהו יש שתי שרות. הם החליטו לפרסם את התמונה של הקבינט החדש בלעדיהן:</span><div>Orthodox newspapers didn't like that Netanyahu's got two female secretaries. They decided to publish the picture of the new cabinet without them</div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/he430Md8InSVvjp75bYu4A?authkey=Gv1sRgCKDK2Yrf2sLmYA&amp;feat=embedwebsite"><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/SgcbVn31RlI/AAAAAAAAGxs/_uzbGgXdjds/s800/charedi600px.jpg" /></a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">אנחנו החלטנו להחליף כמה שרים במינויים יותר הולמים:</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;">:We decided to change some secretaries with more appropriate nominations</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/R73QINvXLG5L9A3DEz4pkA?authkey=Gv1sRgCKDK2Yrf2sLmYA&amp;feat=embedwebsite"><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_o-dC-TdpXqw/SgcaUREvZ7I/AAAAAAAAGxk/0eOyRLE3hI4/s800/kabinet600px.jpg" /></a></span><br /><br /></div><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">איימי ווינהאוס - שרת הבריאות -- Amy Winehouse - Health Secretary<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">מייקל ג'קסון - שר החינוך -- Michael Jackson - Education Secretary<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">ישו - שר הדתות -- Jesus - Religions Secretary</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">מולאטה ברזילאית - שרת התרבות -- Brazilian Mulata - Culture Secretary</span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5929010236627457937-1439335260634533037?l=nimaslanu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>nimas lanuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07020120117463232691noreply@blogger.com0